Larry Malcolm

U CAN’T MAKE THIS STUFF UP

The reason I wrote this book was to make available stories that prove it is not too late.I had discernment that I should write short stories and mix various topics with both humor and eternal consequences.

On October 30, 2012, I was on an elevator flirting with several women. I walked off that elevator with an idea: a book about flirting. During the first week of November 2012, I asked Jesus to give me ideas for a book. In 48.....

U Can’t Make This Stuff Up : The Extreme Encore!

U Can’t Make This Stuff Up: The Extreme Encore! opens and closes chapter 1 with “Larry’s Radio Talk Show.”

There are plenty of funny elevator stories, observations, and a super sexy marathon that will make you blush.

Do things ever make U say Huh? We have a few in the first three hundred pages.

The Supreme Court has made three controversial decisions. 1962-1973 and 2015. A lot has been written about these three decisions. What is next for.....

“U CAN’T MAKE THIS STUFF UP”!

DO NOT READ THIS BOOK IF YOUR EASILY OFFENDED!

THIS BOOK HAS SEXUAL HUMOR THAT MAY EMBARRASS U.

OFFENSIVE JOKES THAT ARE INTENDED TO RAISE EYEBROWS BUT HURT NO ONE. IF ANYTHING...I MAKE FUN OF MYSELF MORE THAN ANYTHING OR ANYONE IN THIS BOOK.

MANY THINGS IN THIS BOOK ARE ABSOLUTELY IMPOSSIBLE TO DO...BUT THEY GET DONE.

BILLIONS OF GOOD PEOPLE WILL BURN IN HELL!

This is a hard hitting book on Heaven and hell. It is needed because preaching hell is something frowned upon in most successful churches. Some people seek out churches that avoid preaching on hell. Some church-goers don’t believe there is going to be a hell.

This book culminates a number of years studying a combination of the end times and currency exchange possibilities. It is very likely the rapture will occur before another book could be wrote, published and distributed.

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