Larry Malcolm

DO NOT READ THIS BOOK IF YOUR EASILY OFFENDED!

THIS BOOK HAS SEXUAL HUMOR THAT MAY EMBARRASS U.

OFFENSIVE JOKES THAT ARE INTENDED TO RAISE EYEBROWS BUT HURT NO ONE. IF ANYTHING…I MAKE FUN OF MYSELF MORE THAN ANYTHING OR ANYONE IN THIS BOOK.

MANY THINGS IN THIS BOOK ARE ABSOLUTELY IMPOSSIBLE TO DO…BUT THEY GET DONE.

I WANT TO EMPHASIS…DO NOT READ THIS BOOK IF YOUR OFFENDED EASILY.

THE OPINIONS OF THIS AUTHOR…MAY NOT NECESSARILY BE THE OPINIONS OF THIS AUTHOR